You can just tell this woman is lying. And often times it’s about something she doesn’t have to lie about.
1. Excessively Drunk Women – When I was a boy I
thought a group of drunk women was the move. When I go to the club now
and see a chick throwing up in the bathroom, I get repulsed. Who’s mans
is this?!
2. All the way turned up – Why I can hear you in a
club on any night is a problem. It’s loud, there’s loud music, and still
I can hear your voice shrieking over the speakers. Or what about those
women who can’t control their volume when their drunk and try and talk
in your ear but they’re screaming?
3. Negative Women – These women think everything is
wack. “How about this lovely 80 degree weather today?” “This is wack,
why these girls think it’s ok to be wearing their open toes?!”
2014 is here already, so women if you are in this category; please change so that your BF can finally put a ring on it.
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4. Impatience – They hate waiting. They are the type
to tell you to let them know when you have arrived at the restaurant so
they can leave their house. They have cavities on each side of their
mouth from sucking their teeth so much.
5. Teen Spirit Women: Waiting to be entertained –
These are the ones who are rimming the club waiting for the party to
jump off. They bring nothing to the party, but will call it wack because
it didn’t turn into a bashment. Although, they didn’t come to dance
anyway.
6. Random hair cuts or attempts to go natural – Have
you ever seen that look a man has when he’s been caught cheating? It is
NOTHING compared to meeting up with his boo and she decided to cut all
her hair off. Your hair was down to the middle of your back yesterday,
but now you sporting a Kobe fro. We will not be partying like it’s 1999
boo.
7. Liars – You can just tell this woman is lying.
And often times it’s about something she doesn’t have to lie about. She
got a hating friend who tells you all her business, especially about how
she buys fake designer shoes. And you witness her blacking on some
dude; “My shoes cost more than your whole outfit, negro!” #DIQUE.
8. Ms. Know It All – I don’t even have words to
describe this one because she probably wants to describe it herself.
When you told her that eating too much salmon could cause mercury
poisoning, she even brought her grandmother into it, “My grandmother ate
salmon everyday and she lived to be 106!” Seriously, this woman can’t
take a piece of advice or fact that she didn’t come up with to save
her life.
9. Attention Hordes – These women are always showing
out looking for a reaction in the building. She usually has the
attention of most of the guys, but if there’s one focusing on one of her
friends, she makes it a point to hook that guy too. “Oh you got a nice
chest. Do you work out?” Meanwhile, dude ain’t got a six-pack, he got a
loaf of bread and he’s drinking a 40.
10. Women who think they can do WHATEVER they want –
These are the women screaming at the promoter outside the club. These
are the women who will break things in your house because they are
having a temper tantrum. These are the women who say things like, “And I
will tell him to do it, and he will do that ish.” These are the women
who end up at the Chesapeake Rest Area because their man didn’t make it
out of Maryland before he put her out the Range.
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