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Wednesday 31 July 2013

Pastor Arrested for Convincing Followers to Give Him Oral Sex Because His Penis Contained Holy Milk


Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by saying foolish lies.

He said his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the ''Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize".

"He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation". This is the testimony of one of his victims.

The pastor is already in jail, but said he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.

2 comments:

  1. Wat won't we hear in dis world

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  2. Devil's advocates in human form

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