SQUEEZING
YOUR BREAST LIKE ORANGES
Most men
act like they are trying to find out if their partner’s tits are silicon bags
or naturally endowed. Testing an orange for ripeness should be left for
the market place. When it comes to the issue of breasts, tell him to caress,
pamper and stroke them. Trust me it makes the sex more fun.
FORGETTING
TO KISS YOU FIRST
While it
might turn you on if he goes straight for more sensual parts of your body, have
u ever asked yourself, am I a hooker? Why is he going straight for the
“couchie”?
Unless
he’s paying you by the hour, a proper passionate kiss is the best form of
foreplay, always remember that.
“ARE YOU
COMING”?
Not
really? I came like 5minutes ago. You really ought to be able to tell. Most
women make noise when ejaculating and if you missed the time, just keep going,
no need to ask.
TAKING
HIS PANTS OFF FIRST
Imagine
him taking his pants off before sex and then you notice he is wearing socks
with Barbie/Pokeman characters printed on them..
BITING
YOUR NIPPLES
The
nipples are very sensitive and biting them like you’re feasting on a
lion-burger will only make things worse. You can’t get a woman’s nipples
aroused by biting; you only do so by gently sucking them.
TALKING
NASTY AND DIRTY.
You have
to blame those overrated sex movies for this kind of shit. Leave nasty talk to
sex chat lines. Nasty dirty talk should be done with the consent of the person
you are shagging if not it makes you sound like a complete idiotic freak.
GOING ON
LIKE A FORMULA-ONE DRIVER.
Hey
Buddy, are we in a race? She would one day ask you. In this penis-in-vagina
situation, pumping away like an industrial power tool will make her feel like
an assembly-line worker. Guys, its sex, not a car-race. Build up slowly, with
straight, clean, regular thrusts. If she
LEAVING
YOU A LITTLE PRESENT
Disposing a condom is the man’s job. You wore it, you get rid of it.
THANKING
YOU AFTER SEX
This
makes him look desperate, needy and obnoxious. Thanking a woman after sex is
like making it sound like she didn’t enjoy it. Women like sex as much as men.
Men come one way, women? OK! They have clitoral, vaginal, blended,
fullybody and psycholagnic orgasms.
CLIMAXING
TOO FAST OR TAKING HIS TIME TO CLIMAX
Coming
too fast makes it look like you just finished watching an episode of TOM&JERRY.
Going on for ages like a warrior chasing a prize will make her vagina sore and
her back stiff. Dude, learn to strike a balance.
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